Coaching Rates
by Paddy on Jan.28, 2010, under Uncategorized
Just a note to everyone that my coaching rates are going up on the 1st Feb.
Single Sessions – $70/Hr
5+ Bulk Sessions – $60/Hr
Simple Poker Logic – Workbooks
by Paddy on Jan.14, 2010, under Uncategorized
I have been thinking of writing a series of workbooks as part of my coaching routine. A lot of my students are in a similar “place” in terms of poker development and I think that having something to work on physically is somewhat underused – in spite of the constant flow of poker learning material available.
At the same time I’m not going to spend weeks on something you guys don’t need want or like so the first one is free to everyone. Email me at soundedsimple@deucescracked.com for the answer sheet when you are finished.
SPL Workbook 1 – 3-Betting Steals QUESTIONS
All I ask is some general feedback and suggestions for topics.
A Touch of Reality
by Paddy on Jan.14, 2010, under Uncategorized
I’m rarely ever giving pokersites much credit and this is probably as much of a PR thing as anything else but hats of to Pokerstars. They are doubling any donation to the the Red Cross in aid of the people of Haiti made through their site.
http://www.pokerstarsblog.com/2010/pokerstars-sets-up-haiti-earthquake-appe-063299.html
Shill Time
by Paddy on Jan.05, 2010, under Deuces
I don’t normally go off talking about how good Deuces Cracked is, firstly people know I’m biased and secondly I let the content there speak for itself. But I simply have to make a note of one of the really good developments over there that’s really coming on leaps and bounds at the moment and that is the DC strategy forums.
Mainstream forums (you know where I mean) have become more than a little diluted strategy wise, it’s not just the noob/pro ratio but the fact that many people don’t put enough effort into their games and the better players more or less think “well if you don’t put the effort into learning I’m not putting the effort into helping” – that leads to a downward spiral of rote lines and group-think one-line answers. Then add torrent of low content stuff (fine in small doses but let’s talk cards ffs!) throw in lot’s of epeen measuring and you have a mixture that, for the most part doesn’t give up and coming players the same benefit that some of us benefited from a few years back (I luckily just caught the tail end of the “good days” on a few of the forums when learning myself).
The forums at DC however are much better – a proper learning community environment, the coaches are encouraged to get responding to the threads. In the FR forum hardly a thread goes by that one of us doesn’t pop in with an opinion and in some threads 3-4 coaches chime in with opinions – that’s essentially 100% free coaching. The best thing for those ballin’ on a budget is that you don’t even have to pay membership to the forums. Just join in the community no matter what your stakes, nobody knows nor cares if you subscribe to the video content or not.
Finally if any of you DC members post a question and it drops under the radar feel free to PM me with a link and I will check it out.
2009/2010
by Paddy on Jan.03, 2010, under Uncategorized
So it’s the time of year for taking stock and making some goals.
2009 – Meh
In terms of poker I feel like I’m making progress but not at the rate I ‘d really like. On one hand I managed to make a good chunk of change as a part time player, my HEM database went belly up at the start of Dec but at that point winnings+RB was just under $40k, Dec was a fail with lousy volume and I doubt I hit the $40k at cash games alone. The biggest fail is volume at 270k hands for the year.
I’m probably up another $5-6k in live poker, tournaments etc. so overall I’m kind of happy.
On the downside I still have not made the leap to 400NL, the worst thing is that I havn’t even had a real shot. I limit myself to a few orbits on a table or two now and then, even though I’m up over the small sample I’m not really confident in game. I think the answer lies in bankroll requirements, my 20bi rule is fine for small stakes but I’m setting a 30bi rule for 400NL+.
Life
Business has been tough, I had a couple of customers go busto on me. One came through with the $, another one I got most through the courts and one may have gotten away but as they say – “It’s a long road there’s no turn on”.
That aside I have tightened up the financial stuff and weathered the storm, I’m pretty confident that in 2010 a lot of the hard work will be paying dividends.
2010 Goals
- Work on mindset and tiltlessness every day.
- Work harder on my game (no more procrastination and random browsing – get it done!!)
- Get the volume up, 1k hands/day average.
- 400NL to be my regular game by May.
- Get back in shape, aim to run 20k of the Belfast marathon (3rd May).
- Hit the weights, back to benching 80kg+ by May.
- Take the girls on a holiday instead of talking about it.
- Learn to cook.
Haha, I like to make things difficult for myself but now these are up there and public I need to get my ass in gear and do them.
Finally
Thanks and GL to everyone I have worked with or discussed poker in 2009.
Confessions of a live Noob mini TR:
by Paddy on Oct.31, 2009, under Uncategorized
So Im on a business trip when I see a casino with a live donkament €100 in. I have never played live poker before (home games aside) so I figure I better get my feet wet sometime.
The donkament starts and it quickly becomes clear that this is a local reg fest and I’m struggling to learn how to play live (seriously). Thankfully the dealers are excellent (well they made zero mistakes and the game moved well) and the natives seem accustomed to noobish fish such as myself not knowing what to do.
In the first hour I manage to
(1) Limp UTG three times thinking I’m in the BB (the dealer says “100″ or whatever the bb is and I think he means for me to post the blind)
(2) Open fold KK in the SB, I thought I was the BB getting a walk. I was like WTF!! inside when the dealer moved the pot to the guy to my left but thankfully I realised what happened before I made a total fool of myself. Interestingly the BB flashed an Ace after I folded and I later thought if he had of showed AA that I could have showed my KK for the most awesome soul read ever.
(3) Blinds 150/300 and I repeatedly attempt to raise by putting 1k chip in without saying anything. Apparently this counts as a call, learned after the third time.
(4) Eventually give up trying when the chips/antes get messy and let the dealers do most of it (sorry dealers).
Thankfully everyone sucked balls and their main strategy seemed to consist of rolling their eyes and mucking in disgust quite often. Rawr FU I thought building a stack and settling nerves (I’m a very big introvert so I actually hate crowds and get weirded out sometimes). I got the feeling I was already getting the image of table monkey.
Halfway through a guy gets moved to the table and raises 5/6 hands, he and I are chip leaders and I decide to open a can of 3-bet on him with A9 about 40bb deep (lol donkaments) figuring… well **** figuring….. you work out the math.
So he tanks for ages and flats OOP flop A92, he donks into me and already I’m almost wetting myself in anticipation if this gets to showdown, I flat turn A and it goes c/c, river J he shoves I snap and he says “Sorry big lad…. JJ” I say nothing and turn over A9 and watched a cascade of jaws drop – I really think none of them had ever seen a light 3-bet before (this theory was re-inforced when I overheard a discussion of how me and some old guy overplayed JJ/AK AIPF for a whopping 30bb).
“Nice hand well played” as he walked away, I knew what he meant and it gave me a warm feeling inside.
So basically I run them over with my massive amount of tournament knowledge based on playing (not beating, playing) $5.50 SNGs 3 years ago – live players are no match for that level of know how.
Once in the money and down to avg stack of 14bb with antes I go into hyper mode but restrain myself by checking that I always have 1 card above 9 or a pair before I shove.
My favourite hand of the night was 4 handed when an otherwise pleasant young lady opened the button for 3bb and KQo was all I needed. She tanks for like 5 minutes and mutters about “moves” and eventually (lol) calls with AJ which is ahead of my range nevermind pot odds.
Of course I’m running hot and bink a QQx flop, I can honestly say I felt almost no emotion on the flop I’m very good about not sweating the board or caring about results. However when the young lady half shouts half cries (i.e. is nearly in tears)“I have been watching you all night and your the biggest ****ing donkey I have ever seen” I get a sudden swell of schadenfreude, which when mixed with copious amounts of alcohol and winning what’s now decent prize money is a fine cocktail of emotion if I’m honest.
So I shove and luck box my way to first place which is worth ~$3k.
Cliffs -
- Alcohol.
- Random Donkament.
- SS cant play live.
- All in.
- LOL live players.
- All in.
- LOL donkaments.
Long time no see.
by Paddy on Sep.09, 2009, under Uncategorized
Poker has taken a back seat with some more important real life stuff to the fore. Preparing to settle back into the grind now – so I will be online a lot more . Volume remains the main problem poker-wise, I’m pretty happy with how I’m playing and the results, I’m enjoying my poker but I remain cautious about moving up. I’m 99% sure I can beat 400NL if I can find the grind (and not raid my roll so often) so the goal is for the end of September to top up my roll by 3k and put myself in a position to steam ahead at midstakes for the rest of the year.
Also I’m trying my best to get something sorted so I can play on an iphone/blackberry while out and about. I spend way too much time waiting around for meetings and stuff that I could put to good use.
Recent Results: I have been probably over cautious by either not playing at all or not playing challanging stakes when I’m not feeling A+ (which was most of the past couple months) , nothing to shout about but something to build on.

DC Videos
by Paddy on Jul.12, 2009, under Uncategorized
My latest video is up over at DC, 200NL on the ongame network.
The intention was for it to be a HH review of DCer’s hands from the forum but the schedule was changed leaving me one day to get something in the can. My next vid definitley will be a HH replayer so if you have any interesting hands and want some free analysis, just email me the following:
- Full Raw HH
- Description of your image
- Stats/Reads on all the villians
- Table history/dynamic if relevant
- Your thought process at the time.
Send as many as you like and if you want to be kept anon just let me know. gogogogo. Email everything to soundedsimple@deucescracked.com
June Results
by Paddy on Jul.12, 2009, under Uncategorized
Volume sucked, partly due real life stuff and partly due to ongames software update (ugggh).
Hopefully I can find the grind in July.



